Box Set: Christmas Fart Book: Hilarious Memes For Kids For The Holidays + Kids Book Series: Funny Winter Farts Kid Book With Kids Fart Jokes, Fart Stories & Illustrations For Holiday + Dog Jerks Ebook Tooltip Ebooks kunnen worden gelezen op uw computer en op daarvoor geschikte e-readers. Kids Book Series: Holiday Farts

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Box Set

Book 1:

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Here's what readers are saying about this hilarious Fart Book series:

“I got this for my niece, who splits her likes between boy & girl genres. She loved it! I adore hearing her giggles when I read to her. This is a good kid's book for the 5-10 year old age group. Good illustrations, very cute. Your kids will enjoy it!"



Here is just a short snapshot of the fart doors that you'll want to open on each new December day and as you are counting down to Christmas day!

You'll laugh as you discover the following count down to Christmas day moments:

* Christmas Countdown Fart 7: Not For The Faint Of Heart
* Christmas Countdown Fart 9: Pumpernickel Pungent Fart Recipe
* Christmas Countdown Fart 11: Ziplock Bag Fart Recipe
* Christmas Countdown Fart 22: Epic Sorbitol Christmas Mints
* Christmas Countdown Fart 24: The Pringle Timebomb

and 20 more...

This holiday countdown calendar contains 25 hilarious illustrations and a sparkle of bottom burping Christmas fart surprises.

Book 2:



Kids just love the holiday season and they enjoy celebrating their own way. Some kids love the more traditional countdown calendars while the cooler kids know that there is only one way to countdown to Christmas - the farty way.

Timmie Guzzmann the author of the First Farting Advent Calendar knows because he is a kid himself and there is one thing that he even does better than farting and that is picking up trends because he loves to listen to his pals and the other kids at school. Lately he picked up lots of kid conversations where kids all around him just told him that they are annoyed by these lame chocolate countdown calendars that their parents have been giving them.

He teamed up with his good friend Randolph Meretzenischt from poetry class to form a team of unbeatable fart rhyming artists. They got together and shared some crazy fart ideas and put them into fun and rhyming poetry à la Dr. Seuss.

Timmie the fart expert shared some cheerful ideas how farts can be transformed into the Christmas season and Randolph transformed Timmie's Christmas fart disgust into cheerful and seasonal greeting type of poetry that sounds like Christmas fart poetry world class.

Timmie, the fart expert, and Randolph, the poet, got together with Hawk Henninger who joined their forces and popped out some smelly illustrations on top of the rhymes. The three of them put all their energy and creativity together.

As mentioned above, this countdown fart Christmas calendar is only for the cool kids (no wussies allowed) because if it is not a fart calendar it is just a calendar.

This holiday season will become so much more fun & exciting because this smelly Christmas countdown calendar offers 25 hilarious farty Christmas carols that are even fun to read out loud. These rhyming Christmas fart poetry pieces will definitely make your kids LOL and bring some sparky Holiday cheer into your home!

By the way if your kids love Dr. Seuss type rhyming picture books, your kids are definitely qualifying for the Farting Advent Calendar because they will just love it! Your kids just can't wait to open the next door! Your kids are going to have so much fun counting down to Christmas and you can thank Timmie, Randolph, and Hawk later!

Book 3:

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